shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

(via parkingstrange)

bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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(via giantteenwolforgy)

zustin:

when ur fav fucks up and u can’t defend them

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(via tonyabbot)

tonyabbot:

yes im a girl and yes I’m a gamer xD

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(via sniffing)

deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

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(via charlotte-the-ultimate-fangirl)

summerloveneverstops:

gracefulrebel:

who wouldn’t want this on their blog?

God I miss this show

summerloveneverstops:

gracefulrebel:

who wouldn’t want this on their blog?

God I miss this show

(via charlotte-the-ultimate-fangirl)

THE ROAD SO FAR

(via im-a-misha-of-the-lord)

starlightinherveins:

Tumblr and Supernatural

(via im-a-misha-of-the-lord)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via tonyabbot)

portiadawn-the-feminist-fangirl:

This one really spoke to me.

portiadawn-the-feminist-fangirl:

This one really spoke to me.

(via tonyabbot)

dykesupremacy:

when straight girls take pictures of themselves kissing their female friend on the cheek and caption it “lol we’re such lesbos/dykes/lezzas” or some other lesbophobic slur 

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(via tonyabbot)

harryfeelsxtonax:

remember that selfie

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here it is

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(via tonyabbot)

vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

(via pizza)

effingstiles:

Teen Wolf 4x06 “Orphaned” Promo #2 (1080p HD)

(via notanotherteenwolfpodcast)

THEME BY CYBERSITY